Bush's Watch, Paris Hilton's Sex Tapes and the Great Albania conspiracy

Over the past few years all Albanians in the States and all Americans who know an Albanian have witnessed the phenomenal growth of purely random Albanian references in all but in particular the entertainment media. We're the new Paris Hilton! Let's enjoy it and make sure we never ever lose the spotlight again. Whatever it takes.

Muslims from Fushe-Kruja, sponsored and trained by Al-Qaida in the latest techniques of watch stealing, managed the second greatest hit against America - they stole the President's watch. And it's all part of the Great Albania master plan. See, now America will do Albania's bidding OR the watch gets it! That watch could possibly contain America's nuclear weapons launch codes. There could be no other reason why the State Department denies the FACT that the watch was stolen.

All this attention and we didn't even have to make a sex tape. Wait until we do. It will be on CNN - it seems impossible to compete with the rest of the media whores - ready to fuck anything - cause, country, people - for a bump in ratings and maybe another bump in salary so they can afford a larger engine vehicle and the gas to keep driving it.